The Troublemaker - NV Brut Cuvée

$15.00

Introducing The Troublemaker of our squad.

The first to initiate a party, the last to leave.
Charming on impression however remember:
Things are not always black and white.
Keep an eye on this one.

Smells like: fresh lemon squash on ice
Tastes like: white nectarine and apple sorbet
Feels like: 13% alcohol and a good time
Looks like: Russell Brand
Sounds like: Starboy - The Weeknd

Introducing The Troublemaker of our squad.

The first to initiate a party, the last to leave.
Charming on impression however remember:
Things are not always black and white.
Keep an eye on this one.

Smells like: fresh lemon squash on ice
Tastes like: white nectarine and apple sorbet
Feels like: 13% alcohol and a good time
Looks like: Russell Brand
Sounds like: Starboy - The Weeknd

Get up to mischief with:

The Mum - 2024 Chardonnay
$15.00

Introducing The Mum in our squad.

Has named their house plants.
Orders you water at the bar.
The designated driver.

Smells like: jasmine and grapefruit sorbet
Tastes like: crisp pear and Allen’s peaches & cream
Feels like: 13.0% alcohol and a nap
Looks like: Bridget Jones
Sounds like: Dancing in the Moonlight - Toploader

The Boss - 2021 Cabernet Sauvignon
$15.00

Introducing The Boss in our squad.

The master of work and play.
On first impression they are intense and enticing.
However there is more than meets the eye.
This is a deep and complex character.

Smells like: blackcurrant, mint, cinnamon spice and everything nice
Tastes like: dark chocolate cherry ripe
Feels like: 14.5% alcohol and knock-offs
Looks like: Harvey Specter from Suits
Sounds like: Born to Run - Bruce Springsteen

The Larrikin - 2022 Shiraz
$15.00

Introducing The Larrikin in our squad.

Encyclopaedia of sporting statistics.
The one to call a spade, a spade.
Refers to everyone by nickname, friend or foe.

Smells like: hot mocha and blackberry jam
Tastes like: chocolate covered nuts & raspberry bullets
Feels like: 14.5% alcohol and a Bunnings snag
Looks like: Hamish & Andy
Sounds like: Working Class Man - Jimmy Barnes